By Eric Vanderrama
The UK has done it. They have invoked Article 50 and started the two-year-long process of leaving the European Union. Instead of making amendments to Brexit that would have allowed EU citizens to stay in Britain and their own citizens to remain in Europe, they decided to use the reciprocity of these millions of people as a bargaining chip in future trade negotiations with Europe. Leave voters forced everyone to gamble everything, while hoping that Europe will bow down to their every demand. They likely did not realize how Brexit would affect nearly every facet of their lives. Soon, when the actual outcomes of Brexit become clearer, many surprises await them.
Instead of taking such a complicated situation as Brexit on all at once, I will regale you with my experiences as a vendor at the Chester Christmas Market, a market where often neither the products sold nor the people selling them were British. As an American involved in this Christmas market, I could not help to think about a Christmas classic from my homeland, It's a Wonderful Life. For anyone who has somehow missed it, the film is a dark Christmas fable where everyman George Bailey from the idyllic small-town of Bedford Falls contemplates suicide on Christmas Eve, but is saved by a guardian angel who shows George how his actions protected his town from Mr. Potter whose greed would transform it into something entirely different-- a monopolistic dystopia called Pottersville. I began to wonder if it would be a wonderful Brexit. I wondered how even the few city blocks like those of the Chester Christmas market change without non-British products and people, resulting from a hard Brexit? Would it remain Bedford Falls or would it degenerate into a Pottersville? I further realized that the leave and and remain voters could not even agree on who exactly was the protagonist, George Bailey, and who was Mr. Potter, the antagonist.
Walking through the Chester Christmas Market showed how un-British this British Christmas market really was. First of all, the idea behind such Christmas markets belongs to Germany, not Britain. The busiest stalls sold prepared foods, which were staffed by Italians and Spaniards, whose tan skin and violent shivering bespoke of balmy Mediterranean origins. They sold everything from Nutella pancakes to American-style hamburgers, to Colombian coffee laced with French Cognac. The stall to our right was staffed by a surly British lady who sold a horrible mish mash of Chinese made tchotchkes that ranged from faux-American “dream-catchers” to poop emoji plushies, which all should have been Brexited long ago.
Her neighbor was a Dutch hipster lothario who used his charming smile to sell Spanish garlic graters to the usually ‘invisible’ 50-year-old female British set. Across from our stall, a sausage man with a thick German accent would incessantly shout “no soya, starches, or fillers... in Bavaria we don’t do funny business.” Customers seemed overjoyed to learn that their Debreceners were made in Bavaria and not Britain. They eagerly scooped up these insipid industrial links, seemingly because they came in bicep-building quantities and with a free plastic bag all for a tenner. When one little boy yelled “These smell like dog food,” the chorizo man said without missing a beat, “Well, dogs love them!”
Like the German sausage man, our accents betrayed us. Many of our customers were less than discreet and would often yell out, “But you’re not British!” because we were Americans selling British artisanal products made by British citizens. In the post-Brexit world, they already were policing their borders and bluntly critiquing all that was not British. I cannot imagine the same words being uttered at a pair of boots made in India but sold at Mark & Spencers.
Many would-be British customers professed loving the sampled products made on a family owned and operated Organic farm, until they saw the price tag. They would tell us instead they would be buying a mass-produced Asda cheese variety pack for half the price. They loved the idea of products made in Britain, until the price was actually remunerative to the British people making them and more costly to them. On the other hand, a global customer base found the prices fair. We sold cheese and spirits to many tourists, including Brazilians, French, Ecuadorians, Indians, Dutch, Americans, Spaniards and of course British as well.
With a hard Brexit now a reality one must now imagine a future Chester Christmas Market without this diverse international clientele, its German sausage vendor and sausages, vociferous Americans selling artisanal Organic gin, handsome Dutch lotharios and polyglot Italian food venders. Without them, there hardly would have been a Christmas market at all last year. Yet the leave voters must deny any positive contributions by non-Brits. For leavers, anything from Europe or elsewhere must be treated with great suspicion if not derision.
Beyond your ordinary xenophobia, there seems to be another kind of delusional thinking fueling Brexit. Evidently, leavers assume that somehow British people will seamlessly step in to make these products and sell them in their own stalls, all at big box chain store low prices. Somehow people will get paid more while the cost of goods and services will decline. Supposedly, there is pent up and untapped entrepreneurial spirit and artisanal skill that ‘evil’ Europe and Europeans are somehow suffocating. Only once this supposed dead weight is removed, will they put the “great” back in Great Britain. The Chester Christmas Market suggests otherwise. Brits had just as much right to make products and have a stall at the market as did non-Brits, though they were clearly not taking advantage of it. How they will somehow be caught by a newfound entrepreneurial spirit post-Brexit was best left unexplained by leavers.
It is distressing that Brexit is in effect pulling a reverse It’s a Wonderful Life and doubling down on what would happen if millions of people had to leave. Instead of affirming the contributions of the ordinary non-British person, they are willing to let George Bailey metaphorically drown as millions of people may have to leave Britain if they curtail reciprocal freedom of movement between the UK and the EU. They are like Mr. Potter yelling at George Bailey to disappear so that they can take over. It is sad that they need to create a tight monopoly over their labor market just so it can be finally fit their rigid definition of what is “British”.
If the Chester Christmas Market is any indication, the UK seems to be careening towards Pottersville. These international vendors and customers were not the enemy. Instead they were like George Bailey, saving Britain from a boring and monotone dystopia. Vendors sat in the cold for 31 straight days and brought life to a market that was staffed mainly by non-Brits. Non-British customers bought products made by Brits and non-Brits. Yet these contributions were still somehow off-putting to leave voters whose perverse version of Britishness has thrown the lives of these hard workers into greater precarity. They have strengthened their grips on a monopoly for British jobs, irrespective if British people actually have the skills to staff them. With such Mr. Potter-like greed and callousness it is impossible to hope that it’s a wonderful Brexit.